TODAY'S MOTIVATION
I don't want to go to bed worrying about food anymore. I don't want to worry about what I ate or didn't eat. I don't want to worry about whether I am going to eat healthy the next day. Today I am motivated to just live my life.
RANT OR RAVE
My parents came over for dinner yesterday. Doesn't fruit always taste even better when someone brings it over as a colourful fruit salad in a fancy bowl?
RANDOMS
Happy Halloween!
And for anyone with kids, here are a few halloween jokes you can use today!
And here are some more:
- Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit. - What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines. - Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
Cos everyone was a goblin. - Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich. - Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound. - What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer. - What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs! - Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart. - Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
